“It was my 21st birthday, I’ll never forgive you.”
”And we both know you can’t keep it in your pants for that long. Go buy me a present before I send Katsumi to bite your toes again.”
“Izaya, you turned twenty seven…”
“…What do you want?”
”..Go fall in a hole.”
“In my defense, you don’t even like cake, you already eat too much ootoro, and I am never having sex with you again. I can’t take another kid.”
“Anri…. I’ve… I’m back.”
Taking note of the tone that the blonde held onto only caused the raven to widen his smirk of satisfaction only to be broken from Katsumi spitting out her food which erupted a laugh out of him. It was like the girl could tell how much trouble she was causing and her smile matched the informant’s. The smirking male didn’t bother to help clean before retrieving a glass of milk for himself.
In the middle of a sip Izaya offered a thumbs up to the bartender’s question — taking it seriously.
”Well if Shizu-chan insists, ne!”
Spinning back around towards the fridge the man drummed his pale fingers against the handle before popping his head back out to where the two were, remembering what he had forgotten.
”Ah, it seems Katsumi needs more diapers, so if you’d be a dear..~♪”
Honestly Izaya couldn’t fathom how such a small infant could go through that many diapers.
The idea of going out on an errand pushed his bad mood over him more before he realized it gave him a reason to actually get out of the house and take a small break. Setting the spoon and napkin down away from her reach, the blonde father let out a sign and got up from his seat.
“Clean her up, will you?”
Leaving the flailing, gurgling child within eye shot view behind, he grabbed the usual things to bring along, including his sunglasses, and stopped at the door before making sure Izaya at least started what he asked of him.
“Where the fuck—”
( Shut up I still love you too. )
Aww so cute <3
If you can dodge a fridge you can dodge a ball
He just lied there almost not breathing as he quietly asked,
“This isn’t normal, do you think she’s dead or something?”